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What is the most efficient method to achieve intoxication without consuming a large amount of alcohol?
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I would buy a higher proof alcohol, drink it and chase it with water. This will get you drunk fast and prevent the hang-over the next day!
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Vodka, in a shallow basin, absorbed through the feet in a sauna room.
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just keep hitting the crack pipe!!!
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Sorry, I can't recommend getting drunk at all.
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Drink shots of straight whiskey on an empty stomach and you'll be drunker faster.
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take a couple of xanax with your drink.guaranteed to get you dead drunk
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Just drink a little for the first time. You'll be drunk soon.
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dont eat before hand, mix spirits and wine and dont drink water!! you will feel terrible the next day but you will be drunk!!
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Empty stomach, high proof alcohol (i.e straight whiskey or tequila), drink it through a straw in the hot sun.. . Bingo! El drunko!!
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Shots!!!!
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