Online archive of questions on various topics answered by our experts. You can also ask a question (registration is required)
+43 votes
What is the fastest and most efficient method to...
by (4.0k points)

23 Answers

+28 votes
 
Best answer
ok...go to your kitchen, get the butter out, let it soften, then...mix in some spices and herbs...ok? then....pluck your feathers and rub in the butter mixture....then...go out side and bake for about 3 hours....then i'll be over and i will eat you......hee hee hee
by (4.4k points)
selected by
0 votes
turn the oven on and slide in :) finger licken good
by (4.3k points)
0 votes
ummmmmmmm the sun ????
by (4.4k points)
0 votes
Butter! LOL....did you ever see the Seinfeld episode where Kramer used butter? Okay, I wouldn't reccomend that, but I used tan accelerator just this past Sunday and yes, I fried like a chicken in hot oil......oh sorry, bad analogy. But yeah, I got burned,
by (4.2k points)
0 votes
Rotisserie. That way you get the nice even burn. Make sure to baste yourself.
by (4.5k points)
0 votes
My advice is, you don't want to do that. You could get sun poison or get cancer from to much sun. If you are a young person and start doing this now, by the time you are thirty, you will look like a wrinkle up prune.
by (4.3k points)
0 votes
either stay outside for along time or go to a tanning bed and stay on their for a while
by (4.1k points)
0 votes
lay on a black trampoline and get ur self wet or lay on black concrete and get urself wet
by (4.4k points)
0 votes
lay down a big black piece of paper and a lot of tin foil - they get hot fast - and lie in the sun
by (4.2k points)
0 votes
Ask David Blane if you can borrow his stupid water globe. That apparantly works wonders.
by (4.2k points)
...