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What tool would you choose to represent yourself and why?
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Hmmmm....I think a screwdriver! Wouldn't it be fun to screw all the time? ;0)
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I cannot answer this hypothetically, because I have been told that I am in fact, a tool.
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I wanted to be an egg in the next life, but they wouldn't let me. My finger hit the man in the eye on the way to the yellow brick road and then we plummeted 40 feet to our deaths and both came back as squash. Go figure.. . ...backatcha!
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