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Why do monkeys at the zoo often do things that cause parents to tell their children to look away?
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they probably dont. and if the kids repeated it they would get in trouble at school.
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guess becuase they are always scratching their a*s
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Because monkeys love to get reactions out of people, and they do so by spanking the monkey.
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The type of monkey you're probably talking about is one that didn't evolve in a competetive environment. The monkeys evolved to become social, sexual creatures.
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Don`t forget, these are monkeys were taking about here, there not big on manners.the monkeys cant get in truoble for rubbing one out in front of an audience,or flinging poo at them.this is monkey behavior, just don`t try to be a monkey-see-monkey-do in front of a public crowd! OK,Chad?
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The monkey parents didn't teach proper manners. Have you thought about this...What do the human kids do that make the monkeys have to turn their heads?
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why do monkeys spank the monkey.....why do you??? they like it.
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This is very simple:. The simian society allows a great many actions that our so called civilized society doesn't.. For example, touching ones private parts in public, having sex in public...heck doing anything that feels good in public.. Parents want their kids to see the monkeys but not to say later "Well I say the monkeys do it!". At least that has always been my slant on the issue; if I am wrong please tell me.
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because they rock. I wish I could do everything I want to do in public.
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Maybe the monkeys are sick of being gawked at, pointed at, laughed at and yelled at, so they're getting all those annoying people back by doing things that make them blush! Anyway, when do you suggest they do these things, seeing as they are on view so much of the time?
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