Online archive of questions on various topics answered by our experts. You can also ask a question (registration is required)

Related questions

Ask how a woman can scratch her private area without drawing attention

+93 votes
Ask how a woman can scratch her private area without drawing attention
by (4.3k points)

6 Answers

+11 votes
 
Best answer
You can either sit in your chair and do an itchy-coochy dance, or you can stand up against the desk and rub your cooch on the corner of the desk. Discreetly!
by (4.3k points)
selected by
0 votes
I agree with the first response! No not in front of the children and see the doctor ASAP
by (4.0k points)
0 votes
If you itch, scratch. I see nothing wrong with it. So what if it's in front of the kids? Heck, they'll see a cootch someday anyway
by (4.5k points)
0 votes
No, go to the restroom. ALSO ... Go to the doctor for medical treatment of your problem.
by (4.2k points)
0 votes
If you have to ask that question, why are you trusted with children. Please at least go to the restroom, then to the doctor.
by (4.4k points)
0 votes
Go to the bathroom. Get some Vagisil. Then you will have your problem controlled.
by (4.3k points)
...