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Answering machines do not provide answers when questions are asked.
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Perhaps it does not understand the question :) I would try taking it out to dinner and seeing if you can work on the communication skills between the both of you. Good luck and let me know :)
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your retarded....
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You are not asking the right question
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Have faith in the answering machine and it shall show you the path.
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Because it is intimidated by your intelligence.
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Try asking it "what does your hum-mm sound like?"
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hahahaha.....NOT FUNNY
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Thats lame
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