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Why do I have the illusion of sharks approaching me during cold showers?

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Why do I have the illusion of sharks approaching me during cold showers?
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you may wanna lay off the acid before you take a shower. that is, if the sharks are bothering you. if you enjoy seeing sharks coming at you while you shower, i guess that's your choice.
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i'd go with because you're nuts, myself.. why on earth are you taking cold showers anyway? i mean, if you're already drunk off your face or something, and the shower is to try and bring you a little more straight and narrow, i'd say THAT'S why you're hallucinating like a crack fiend.
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Because you are rather odd?
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...cuz you have a fear of sharks...or your just seeing things
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change your shower curtain, or quit showering in the ocean.
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