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How can I successfully pass a urine drug test for probation?
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Don't do drugs . . You have to be a real rocket scientist to do DRUGS while on probation...
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stop using, find an NA meeting in your area.
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I don't think you have a chance...your spelling is a dead give away you are using! LOL!
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You get clean and stay clean silly. That is the only way, nothing works. People try all types of things, but there is a test for everything and you will not past it if you use. STOP using and get clean
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their are alot of products out their that can help you out one problem their not cheap if theirs a head shop in your area check them out
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stop using drugs for 30 days
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staying away from drugs might help??????
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Uh...don't do drugs for a while...and don't eat bagels with poppy seeds on them.
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whats "uring"?. You might want to go to the doctors about that get some cream or some sh*t. Depends on what your taking son, weed is out of your system in about twenty odd days as for H, E's, Base,Speed etc are bollocks you deserve to be caught they do nowt but fu*k u up mentally. best of luck, i hear prison food is nice and so are your cell mates esp. the very friendly ones ;-) take some KY
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take a bottle of niacin with a big jug of pure cranberry juice. you'll pee out of your butt for a couple days but it'll probably be worth it
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