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What should I do if I accidentally get a burnt stick in my eye at a dinner party?
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Urinate in the punch then go home... Revenge is sweet
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what do i do if I get poked in the eye with a burnt stick at a dinner party? . . You flop yourself on the ground and roll around screaming "help meh....help meh....my eye....I can't see.....my eye....help meh...awwwww mercy......I can't see............help!!....help!!!. . who ever poked you in the eye will leave in a hurry so they don't go to jail and then you and your remaining eye can have a good time at the party.
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Better have the injury checked out by a doctor, it might be serious.
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Scream on top of your lungs to scare the hell out of the person who did it.
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Turn the other eye.
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just keep eating the pain will go away sooner or later.
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You thank the hostess for her hospitality, excuse yourself, and depart to the emergency...and think twice about accepting an invitation from that household again.
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Straight to E&R
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call 911 now!!
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Burnt sticks - Dinner parties... don't go together!!?
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