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Why do cows seem to be angry or upset?
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It all started in Crawford Texas when a little crazy monkey named George tried to breast feed the cattle on his ranch. It spread rapidly to the cows that made homo-mogenized milk first , then onto the regular cattle used for the USDA grade beef. Celebrities from the movie Home on the Range are having benefits to raise money for a vaccine to fight this deadly disease.
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When you feed a cow with cows , they have a reason to go MAD !!!
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Oh, frodo, You are so right! It did start by the idiot humans feeding the cattle dead animals in the feed and not allowing them to eat GODS green grass and then crowding them in pens so stinking small and proding them with electric shockers that they went mad and called in reinforcements of the alien robots to teach man a lesson. " It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature". However the noted ranch has taken control of yet another American Icon , The Cow ! They are actually implanting chips in the cattle to control the areas where the cattle are shipped. It can take years for Mad Cow Disease to show up hence giving the culprits time to plan their next move. Heavy Dude!
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Could be
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I don't think they're mad so much as scared. Every few days their buddies are loaded onto trucks never to be seen again. I'd be worried if my friends started disappearing too. One day they will revolt. Fear the Beef. Fear the Beef.
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Sir, I believe you have suffered a break in your psyche. You need a vacation or an exorcism.
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no it's because they are being fed cow
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