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How can I avoid paying child support in North Carolina?
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You go to jail, and you stay there until you wise up. But maybe you can learn a new skill, and I'm sure you'll make lots of new friends.... at least none of them will get pregnant.
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Move to another state. At least you won't be IN North Carolina paying child support. :) sorry
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by not having children!
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One way to measure a man is ask what his kids think about him.. MAN UP. Be a parent
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You're a jerk, you should have though about that during the "interview" to become a father.
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My Suggestion:. . Get castrated a$$hole
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birth control
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You won't have to pay after you die.
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Get a good life insurance policy. Keep it for a year. Make your child the beneficiary, then shoot yourself.
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Become the custodial parent.
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