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How to exercise control over a demonic entity?
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Definitely avoid swimming, you don't want to put out the fire in your soul. I would suggest running track perhaps. Maybe even burning bibles or churches. You may even want to contact a preist, they know quite a bit about exercising Demons ;)
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I just roll around on the floor and burn bibles.. . Have a great godless day! Message me with comments and questions.
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Lol. Maybe u could take it ice skating, roller skating, sailing, surfing, skiing, jogging etc. that should help to exercise ur demon.
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go to bed and go to sleep
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One doesn't 'exercise' a demon.. Demons are EXORCISED!. Grow up, get real, go away!
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Are you kiding? Do you mean get rid of the demon or are you making a joke how to actually exercise it?. I don't think its funny.. Pray to God to get rid of it. If you have a demon, Saten is with you all the time. That's bad, he will eventually kill u. . Saten hates people!. Read the bible, ask for Gods help to rid of it, and visit, www.watchtower.org. Read the section how to get to know God better.
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If you both together can pass the President's physical fitness test, I wouldn't worry about it, your already in good enough shape. Have you considered doubles tennis?
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Get it onto a treadmill, that's pretty good exercise.
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Most demons really don't like strong sunshine, so you might try jogging it around about twilight or around dusk. Also, they get lost easily in the dark. Put a glow in the dark collar on it. As for swimming, they do like water, but not holy water, so you should avoid ponds and lakes near churches or those that have large holes in them. For a change of pace you might try stringing your Demon on a kite so he can get enough fresh air into him. Hope this helps. I have no Demons, but I do have a small horde of vicious Dust Bunnies.
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put it on a treadmill...LOL...just kidding...yeah i need to exercise a few demons too, i just ate a bean burrito.....
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