Question

How can I apologize to my son's teacher for vomiting during a parent-teacher meeting?

Answer 1

You wiped off your mouth on your sleeve right? isn;t that enough?

Answer 2

grow up

Answer 3

just do it...say that it was an accident...

Answer 4

Thats terrible. You should punish your son for being chosen to have such a horrible and unforgiving teacher. Then you should vomit in his tennis shoes!

Answer 5

Send her a gift basket filled with pork rinds, beer nuts and a 40oz of Old English 800. Then wine and dine her at the local 7-11. After that, your son will have some in-class "ammo" if she decides to pop off... or better yet, a new step mom.

Answer 6

just tell the teacher straightforwardly. . show him that it was unintentional and that you sincerely apologize for it. . if he does not believe you, it's HIS problem. . not yours anymore.

Answer 7

The next time you throw a hog in the groung invite her over for supper. Afterwords, while you're sittin' on the front porch, ply her with a couple PBR 40s' and lay some of that good ol' "Chillin' Charm" on her. If that don't smooth things over, nothin' will.

Answer 8

don't worry about it. if the kid can't take it tell him to stay home or even better to go get a job

Answer 9

Write her a thank-you note, and gimee ten more points.

Answer 10

Well, obviously, you present her with a peace offering gift-- let's say, oh, a six-pack or something, maybe even a box of her favorite cereal. You could even buy her a bra-- and here's a tip: make it a huge one so she's flattered.... . Women love clothes!. . Good Luck!