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I have been addicted to masturbation for 7 years, how can I break this habit?
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Just wait for middle age to hit. My stats are way down since hitting 40.
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start having sex
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next time you think about spanking it just rub tobasco sause all over your hands and dont wash before you spank. this will cure you almost instantly. or you could always get a girlfriend, they are more expensive but less painfull.
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"Musterbation"?! Is that where you would use Mustard for........ah nevermind...
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get a girlfriend. or cut off your hands. not that i'm endorsing cutting off your hands. girls are easy to talk to once you get the hang of it. ironically, sorta like masturbation....
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Have a buddy smash your hands with a nine pound hammer. If that doesn't stop you, try a straight jacket. That should do the trick.
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way to go! LOL. . go get yourself a sex-oriented girlfriend, so you can feel the other aspects of sex, other than masturnation!. . habitual musturbation will just lead you to premature ejaculation. learn the act of foreplay, either by self gratification or sexual intercourse, even if you have to pay a sex worker.. . cheers!
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