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How did you discover that Santa Claus isn't real?
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I saw my parents putting out presents
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when my parents made me stop sitting by the menorah waiting for him. (at the time i was the only jew i knew...so i had some wierd ideas)
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They told me from my childhood that "I'll be damned if you think some fat slob gets you your toys.". . No, actually, they just bought me stuff, didn't even bother to encourage the Santa crap.
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SANTA is fake..........only jesus is reall.........
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I was browsing through my mom's cabinet and found a wrapped-up present. I thought it was a present for one of her Kris-Kringle. Then come Christmas morning, I found the very same gift. That morning, my belief in Santa Claus was gone... tsk tsk tsk
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I found out when that fat bastard stopped bringing me toys and started bringing me clothes.
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I saw him kissing mom underneath the Christmas tree.
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who said santa was fake?!?!
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Santa is not fake! He will always live in our hearts!! His spirt will always be around!!!
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Light a fire in the fire place ,if you still . get presents and they are not chared chances are he is . a fake........
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