social definition: EVOLUTION = fairy tales for adults.. . If the blind evolutionists want to believe THEY came from apes, that's fine, let them live in their own ignorance (fantasy land), but for GOD'S sake don't pass that nonsense off as something to believe in.. . dictionary definition: EVOLUTION = In the life sciences, evolution is a change in the traits of living organisms over generations.. I have yet to see an Evolutionist prove how change can occur from nothing to something. (without Divine intervention). . some scientific humor. "Get Your Own Dirt". One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don’t you just go on and mind your own business?”. God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, “Very well, how about this? Let’s say we have a man-making contest.” To which the scientist replied, “Okay, we can handle that!”. “But,” God added, “we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”. The scientist said, “Sure, no problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.. God looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You go get your own dirt.”. . (I don't know about the evolution scientist's, but I evolved from Adam not an ape). Genesis1:24-28. 24 And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. . . 26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground." . . 27 So God created man in his own image, . in the image of God he created him; . male and female he created them. . . 28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."