Question

Why has the global domination by pickles not yet occurred?

Answer 1

Complete and utter lack of motivation. Have you ever tried to get a pickle to do something? It's impossible. They just float there all day.

Answer 2

BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET OUT OF THE JAR, CAN YOU HEAR THEM SCREAMING????? LET US OUT, WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

Answer 3

Because they aren't "kosher" enough!. . mb

Answer 4

Anonymous Pickle: We already HAVE taken over the world! We just don't flaunt it!. . But we are steadily losing our grip on Planet Earth. It seems our arch rivals, the Red Snappers, are gaining ground. . . But fear not! Even if Hillary Clinton wins in the 2008 elections, she is secretly a pickle!

Answer 5

cuz there stupid foods

Answer 6

Why hasn't your brain developed yet?

Answer 7

they're on their way.... i hear they took over florida yesterday.

Answer 8

They're still plotting. It has to be perfect or it won't work out the way they want it to.......

Answer 9

Because while a fearsome and truly freightning enemy pickles lack orginazation you if the pickles get organized we are screwed thats why i smash all the pickle jars at the supermarket

Answer 10

because they are mentally and physically incapable of doing such things.