Cause you just spent the last 6-8 hours dreaming of naked woman lining up one after the other to do incredible and kinky sexual acts on your body. It's ok go ahead and admit.. . Be thankful it is standing tall and staring up at your cause someday when you get much older and life has beaten you down your winky will no longer be looking you in the eye in the morning during your shower but rather staring at the floor........LOL